Monthly Archives: May 2010

the local mountain goats got me

vats

This coming week is going to be a BIG beer related event week for me, so here begins the first of three posts for the week – two will be on breweries, and one will be a zine review (yes, people write zines about beer! How cool is that?). Don’t worry, there’ll be lots of food action to go along with the beer because good food does go well with good beer.

After accidentally sleeping in due to a disco nap, I (legally) raced on over to the Mountain Goat brewery in Richmond one rainy Friday evening. I may have driven past it a few times…in the dark, you can’t really tell what it looks like as it blends in perfectly with all the industrial buildings around. Once inside, it’s actually rather classy – pretty much a converted warehouse with big communal tables and lots of space to encourage bike-riders to bring in their modern-day chariots. The photo above is of the vats, and it reminds me of that scene in Goldeneye where Bond has to bomb similar tank-like things after Trevelyan has crossed him. Um, I remember it so well because of the game on Nintendo 64, don’t judge me!

I’d never been before to the Mountain Goat brewery and was lured by the promise of their beer ‘Rapunzel’ being served three ways – regular, oaked, and ‘Randied’, which meant ‘hopinated’. Yes, beer is very technical…to be honest I’m not exactly sure what the hopinator does – I just know that the beer is rendered hoppier by being run through it with fresh hops. Don’t worry, you don’t get any floaties in your beer. The beer being run through the hopinator changes every time the brewery is open to the public (generally Wednesday and Friday evenings from 5pm).

Randall the hopinator

Sadly, only oaked Rapunzel was available when I arrived. Here’s more info straight from the brewery’s blog about her:

Rapunzel is brewed in the style of a true Belgian Abbey beer. In the days of old monks used to brew these beers with the help of the almighty (we assume). We’ve taken a leaf from their book and combined Pilsener Malt, German Hallertau hops and a Belgian Yeast strain to produce a full-on, 7.7% alc/vol slice of Flanders. This current 2010 version also comes with extra baggage – there’s an Oaked version. Last May we filled a chardonnay barrel with 2009 Rapunzel, and we let it sit for 9 months. The French Oak has imparted distinct vanilla, apple and honey characters that just can’t be delivered other than by oak. We blended it back with a little of the 2010 Rapunzel, and whammo. It’s really something out of the box (barrel?).

Ooh, she was yummy – quite alcoholic for a beer, and not quite like wine, but possessing some characteristics thereof. The barrel definitely left its mark on the beer. Hopefully I’ll be able to compare to Rapunzel regular when she’s on tap at the Local Taphouse in St Kilda.

Bit O’ Meat was at the brewery beforehand and got to sample more of the produce, to put it rather finely. I got to taste some of his Riwaka Pale Ale, some of the Randied Galaxy IPA, and the Steam Ale on tap. Steam Ale tastes a little bit like Coopers Sparkling – but not so in the bottle. The Riwaka was hoppy, but not nearly as much as the Galaxy, nom. Amusingly, he also made new friends – some lovely engineering/dancing types. They were capital fellows. It was like walking into an episode of Cheers or something. My last drink was the Surefoot Stout, which was more like a really robust, smoky porter, though very much a stout in colour. To have this with oysters would have been a damn treat. If you don’t like dark beers, or stouts, I still think you should give this a go. Perfect given the day had got so chilly what with all that rain.

If you check my personal Twitter profile, it says that I’m a beer, cheese and prosciutto assassin, and so I ordered a pizza so that I could indulge my appetite for my culinary holy trinity – a prosciutto and cheese pizza. Imagine it – pizza slice in one hand, pint glass in the other. Is that not the perfect Friday night? It’s bittersweet looking back at this because my loves are also my vices, and I’ve been instructed to drastically cut down my appetite for all three (with great success, I might add).

cheese & prosciutto pizza

Richmond’s not too far from the city centre and it’s excellent fortune to have a brewery in a metropolitan area. As soon as I went, I caught myself starting sentences with “Next time I come here, I’m going to have…” and the like. I’m puzzled as to why so many people (and I’ve definitely been guilty of this myself countless times) go to average pubs and order pint after pint of the commercial swill when we have places like this. I admit it – I lost more than my fair share of brain cells on Carlton Draught jugs (yeah, not pints, but JUGS) at the weekly social night for a musical society I’ve previously had dealings with. Is it that we’re cheap, or stupid? Probably both!

Mountain Goat Brewery on Urbanspoon

don’t use your noodle, eat them at Ramen Ya

Ramen Ya's lights, inside

It was still summer technically and Melbourne had one of those out-of-nowhere rainstorms. Billy from Half-Eaten had organised a ramen fest and it provided me with my first meeting of some fellow food bloggers. It promised to be quite a dinner. Ryan’s car had failed him and many others had not turned up due to the inclement weather, but I most certainly wasn’t going to let the bloody rain get in the way of my very first visit to Ramen Ya in the CBD. It’s a bit tricky to get to – you can enter from Bourke Street, next to the GPO and walk through the adjacent restaurant, or you can get to it via Little Bourke St if you skilfully avoid all the building work and maintenance in that spot.

This also marked the first time I got to try the fabled tonkotsu. All this time I’d been eating ramen and never tried? For shame, foodie Gem, for shame. Behold – the self-proclaimed Ramen Ya house specialty – the chashu tonkotsu ramen.

chashu tonkotsu ramen

Tris was also losing his tonkotsu virginity – to a gyoza tonkotsu ramen. Hel-lo nori squares. Wonder whose origami handiwork is in the background?

gyoza tonkotsu ramen

keeps the customers entertained while they wait!

While you wait for your ramen, you can help yourself to the origami paper with built-in instructions. Handy! I recall Billy being quite proficient with these. I preferred to save what little dexterity I had for the ramen eating and chopstick wielding, which seemed to be not much…

It was here that I first got introduced to Penny of Addictive and Consuming  – rather embarrassingly by dropping a morsel en route to my mouth which caused a ramen broth tsunami. Thank goodness Ramen Ya has dentist bibs for you to wear and keep your clothes dry! Sorry Penny, my chopsticks skills were sorely lacking that night and you suffered for it greatly, sigh.

Penny was on the quest to find the best tonkotsu ramen Melbourne had to offer. I wish I had ordered extra chashu like Penny and her partner. Billy ordered extra noodles – I am in awe of the man’s ramen prowess. Incidentally, it’s very common for people in Japan to request extra toppings and noodles. Lucky things, they even have hot rocks to reheat your broth if it gets cold. Sadly, Melbourne is not quite up there in the ramen stakes to offer Melburnians such thoughtful things. Not yet. In fact, fellow diner Joyce of Mel: Hot or Not predicts that ramen could gain popularity here. If so, then it means more decent ramen eateries, which would be terrific!

More recently, I stopped by Ramen Ya again to grab a quick bowl and get those stamps on my loyalty card (your tenth bowl is free!). Alex from MSG saw we were in the area and dropped by with mate Jillian. Impromptu ramen date, yea! On this occasion, I ordered the chashu shoyu ramen.

Tonkotsu is a broth that takes a very long time to make and consists of pork bone. It’s very rich and fatty, and as a result very flavoursome. I wanted to try the shoyu broth as that is lighter, soy-based and more subtle in flavour.

chashu shoyu ramen

It’s not easy to see, but the broth is clearer than the tonkotsu. I giggle slightly whenever I see the pink and white naruto (or kamaboko, a type of fishcake) because it reminds of the scene in Japanese cult film classic Tampopo where a truckdriver starts a fight in a ramen bar by flicking his naruto slice onto a rival diner. Pugilism ensues. If you love ramen, you need to watch this film – what could be better than a spaghetti-styled Western about two truckdrivers searching for the perfect bowl of ramen? It’s what led me to try ramen in the first place.

tsukune tonkotsu ramen

Tris had the tsukune (minced chicken) tonkotsu ramen. As you can see, there is a slight skin on the broth. Yummy, fatty goodness!

tsukune tonkotsu ramen

Make sure you order a Japanese beer (Yebisu, Sapporo or Asahi) with your bowl, or some Japanese green tea. My personal fave is genmaicha – roasted rice green tea. In any case, now that the winter really is on its way in, I highly recommend warming up with a bowl of Ramen Ya ramen. A bowl will set you back $10, a little more if you order extras. I find myself full to the brim after an entire bowl and have a fairly hearty appetite.

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macarons are not macaroons and there’s a whole zine to tell you

Macarons Are Not Macaroons

When Melbourne food blogger matriarch Claire of Melbourne Gastronome egged me on (haha, see what I did there) to purchase a copy of the zine Macarons Are Not Macaroons, this newbie food blogger did so. Sadly, I was once one of those who didn’t really know the difference between a macaron and a macaroon, and had no qualms about admitting it on Claire’s blog via comments a few months ago. Thus, financial damage occurred and zine nirvana Sticky Institute was the richer for it.

You only have to check the Masterchef hashtag on Twitter to see how much ire the show inspires. I haven’t seen all that much of it (somewhat weird given every Tom, Dick and Harriet of the slightest foodie leanings is watching it) but yes, I have noticed that it attracts a lot of critical (as in bitching and moaning -not high-brow analysis) commentary, much of it warranted.

The author of Macarons Are Not Macaroons is no different. On the first page of the zine some of her mission statement reads:

“…And for anyone who watched Master Chef in 2009 that stood up and yelled at the TV as that panel of Professional Chefs and Eaters crunched into burnt macarons and called them macaroons.”

What follows is the author’s part-instructional guide, part-life story bound up in macaron obsession.

She starts off by explaining a bit of her involvement and interest in the Lolita subculture, and how everything has to look doll-like and cute, and sugary. Macarons apparently fit this subculture’s aesthetic perfectly – indeed, they are delicate, morsel-sized and very pretty in their pastel colours. All of these things are also very high-maintenance: macarons are, according to the zine, very fiddly bastards to make. I wouldn’t stand a chance in the Lolita subculture, preferring to be dressed for comfort (read: scruffy). I suspect that macaron-making would also drive me a little batty.

I find there is something quite carnivalesque and sinister about a world made of candies, sweets, ruffles and consummate prettiness – think Sofia Coppola’s film Marie Antoinette. The main protagonist constructs a gorgeous candy-pastel world but she does not have a happy life. If we want to go down an even more grotesque path, I can recommend the Korean film Hansel and Gretel – a modern take on an evil witch seducing and entrapping children using the lure of sweets. At first the kids think it’s fantastic that there’s always cake and all these pretty sweets to eat, but then it becomes a bit weird…even they twig that cake and cupcakes isn’t suitable for every meal.

So…I ask you, is the macaron a delightful being, or a beast designed to bring you to your personal downfall? The zine author would argue the latter. Doctor Faustus turned to Mephistopheles in pain despite all his knowledge. Macaron makers would, I fear, be inspired to do the same – chase the perfect macaron but turn to the dark side in despair…

The bulk of the zine is devoted to educating the reader upon the subtle differences between macarons and macaroons, saving up for expensive equipment to cook these tricky buggers and inadvertently driving the people she lives with mad with her own obsessive hunt to perfect her technique. There’s a lot of different recipes, and she also discusses where to get good macarons in Melbourne, and where to avoid getting substandard ones.

My major gripe with this zine is that…if the macaron is held up as the object of obsession for the length of the zine, then how on earth is it that the author never spells ganache correctly? The ganache is an integral part to the macaron, and it’s not misspelt just once but throughout the entire zine, except where she’s pasted recipes gleaned or ripped out from other books or magazines. The macaron pedant in me rages (the pedant more than the macaron-lover, admittedly). However, if you don’t mind shelling out $4 for a nice, thick zine on macarons, then you can find it at Sticky Institute in the city, or online via their mail order department.

(cheers to the tech guy-monkey for some editorial clarification)