Monthly Archives: January 2010

the culinary and its bittersweetness

Initially, when prompted by Ryan and Tris to write an intro, I launched into a somewhat serious and disturbing personal history portrait. That certainly wasn’t going to do, so I ruminated (quite fitting, given the blog’s reason for existence).

I’m Gem, a British-born Melburnian in her thirties. In short, I am a prosciutto and cheese terrorist (that is, I will obliterate it if it’s put in front of me, you’ve been warned), a carnivore who can no longer even do pescetarianism, for which I suffer much Catholic guilt, I assure you.

My mother said that she knew the day when I asked why we ate chickens that I was ‘special’. By ‘special’ she meant ‘highly annoying’. Ironically, my mother is largely responsible for my previous attitude towards food, and not in the way she would have hoped.

I wasn’t allowed to do much as a child, here. I had very little freedom till I started university. My mother very much takes pride in her role as the cook and nurturer of the house. Thus, my one small act of rebellion thus lay absorbed in food, or rather, lack thereof. I ate as little as I possibly could, and from pre-puberty till recently, food and psychological abuse were synonymous in my eyes. My mother sought to control me through what she fed me, I sought to rebel by outright refusing what she prepared. 

I did learn to eat properly once I started university, but it wasn’t till about four years ago when I was prescribed some medication for chronic health problems that things started to taste fantastic. I was warned by my specialist that the medication could lead to weight gain (and believe me, it did: I’d been underweight all my adult life and after my first serious hospital bout, I found myself having to buy new bras! hurrah for overnight big boobies!). He also warned me that I might start to crave rich food – meat, cheese, carbs and the like. It was okay – for a while. Sadly, neurochemicals are well immune to willpower.

A year ago, and change of medication after a second serious hospital stay. The ravenous cravings had gone but I started to realise, I still rather liked food. A lot. I began to accept that I wouldn’t return to my former weight, and that I was actually pretty happy about that.

I got the idea for this blog because I was fed up of writing and submitting content for others’ sites, online magazines and such. Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy to help sites (for instance, Urbanspoon rocks!) and confess to more than a healthy interest in social networking but I wanted my content to belong to my own online space. Still, I wanted to share my thoughts in some deluded notion that others might find it useful.

So here we are. When not eating delicious food, I’m looking to try new beer, read shitloads of books, writing poetry, and finally get to the stage where I can cycle without holding onto the handlebars. I’m also a failed classical music nerd.

For me, food isn’t just about stuffing my face. It’s also a stellar excuse to catch up with friends and have a good time, and exchange stories about what’s going on in each others’ lives. Haven’t you ever noticed that dining out is so much more fun with others, and with others who are passionate about it too? Sure, we might go and get plastered afterwards, but, you know, the sober bit beforehand is important! Dining out also gives me a sense of more of a personal connection to this city than I’ve ever had before: despite spending most of my life in Melbourne, I’ve not ever felt I belonged here till recently.

I’ve lost a lot of the cooking mojo I used to have when I first moved out of home, and look to my closest friends for inspiration in that department, and they never fail me, luckily!

If you want to get in touch for any reason, feel free to do so at gem @ eatdrinkstagger . com

Now that all this serious stuff’s out of the way, pore over the posts and please do let us know what you think.

no goddamn colonels, no goddamn clowns!!!

 

Grill'd interior

Post-fillum nosh and I was starving. I persuaded the Bit O’ Meat (the nickname for my better half) to buy me a gourmet burger. A mere hop, skip and a jump across the road from Cinema Nova and we’re at Grill’d in Carlton.

I must say when I first was introduced to the gourmet burger bar concept, I was singing the praises of rival Urban Burger to all and sundry. However, I have now defected to the other camp: I much prefer Grill’d and find them on the whole to be more flavoursome and satisfying, and aesthetically, less sloppy.

You might recall that I previously wrote about Grill’d. So for this occasion, I made sure to choose a burger I hadn’t had before – the ‘Grill’d Bird ‘n’ Brie’, while partner had ‘Hot Mama’, available in either ‘hot’, or ‘extra hot’. Bravely, I thought, Bit O’ Meat chose ‘extra hot’. The chicken and brie one I decided on sounded very similar to one of my favourites at Urban Burger, and so I was keen to compare.

Below is a photo of my ‘Bird ‘n’ Brie’ with its best ‘come hither’ look:

 

Grill'd Bird 'n' Brie burger

It’s become clear to me that Grill’d burgers are actually prepared pretty carefully (it seemed so to me as they prepared our order) – they’re always neat and all ingredients are in balance. though mine was a little heavy on the cranberry sauce. The brie was melty and luxurious with bites of chicken. Partner’s was also delish but not as hot as I thought it would be – just enough to give the burger a good hit of flavour and heat.

I’m actually looking forward to trying one of their vegetarian burgers next up. Might bring a toothbrush with me if I have a side of fries…those things, while addictive, are definitely not first-date food. I don’t care: I will still eat them and look stupid with green bits in my teeth, and remind my companion with the promise of breakfast at St Ali’s and dinner at the Station Hotel in Footscray. Don’t let anyone tell you bribery doesn’t work!

 

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fawlty towers, chinese edition

Lovers of good Chinese cuisine would know that a trip to any respectable venue specialising on the Eastern fare is as much about the abrupt service as it is about the delicious food. In fact, anyone who’s ever dined in two of Melbourne Chinatown’s much-lauded establishments, Camy Shanghai Dumpling in Tattersalls Lane and Supper Inn in Celestial Avenue, would be familiar with their trademark infamous customer treatment. And yet, both do roaring trade each night. And why? Because the food is worth the less-than-polite service.

It’s an absolute saving grace then that the same can be said with one of Chinatown’s latest addition that’s creating quite the buzz amongst those in the know. In fact, HuTong Dumpling Bar is good–nay, amazing! And just as well. Since the service at this three-level eatery is simply worse than an episode of Fawlty Towers. In fact, it’s absolutely shambolic.

Rudeness from wait staff can be overlooked if the service was at least fast and efficient (Hello Camy!) but sadly, at HuTong, this isn’t the case. Slow, plodding as well as being terribly clumsy, a recent visit had us waiting for our food for well over an hour. And when the much-anticipated dishes finally arrived, all were then promptly dropped to the floor by the clearly frazzled waiter before he even got anywhere near the table. It was comically tragic!

But all this was soon forgotten at the very first taste of HuTong’s version of xiao long bao (XLB), their most famous and divine creation. Soft, delicious morsel filled with meat and soup, they were simply orgasmic! Eaten with some art, lest the diner ends up with a shirt full of dumpling-encased soup, HuTong’s XLBs are best nipped at the tip to sup the excess liquid before popping the whole parcel for a melt-in-the-mouth goodness. Be warned, these dumplings come out steaming!

 

grilled eggplant with chili

 

sultan dumplings with beef brisket.

 

Other dishes had that night, and which all come highly recommended, are the grilled eggplant with chili (top) and the sultan dumplings with beef brisket (bottom). It’s food like these that you would come back time and again for, Fawlty Towers-inspired service or not.

Now, anyone know the Chinese name for Manuel?

HuTong Dumpling Bar is located on 14-16 Market Lane, Melbourne Chinatown. Ph (03) 9650 8128. Bookings recommended.

 

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