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parma smash

I have a good friend, and recently, we’ve taken to meeting up every so often for a good old parma. My mate R also likes to bring his housemate N, and I like to drag along my Bit O’ Meat (my cheeky nickname for the partner). It’s been a fun habit – funny shit-talking, teasing, good pub food and hearty quantities of beer imbibed. What life is all about, really!

Time came for all of us to do it again, and I suggested we go to Mrs Parma’s, in the city centre. It’s in the very top end of Little Bourke St, which is ridiculously quiet, to my surprise. The staff are very friendly and there is quite the impressive array of exclusively Victorian microbrews available for drinking, both on tap and by the bottle. That night I had the Jamieson’s raspberry ale, the Holgate Temptress chocolate porter and a pint of a pale ale on tap I’d not had before. The wine list too is exclusively Victorian.

It was considered contentious by choice but I ordered an eggplant parma. I’ve actually had one before and was sold: no mean feat given that I actually quite dislike eggplant, quite odd for a vegie-lover. My eggplant parma came with the standard topping of ham, tomato and cheese, at my request (I feel like I cheated because there’s still meat on what is essentially a vegetarian dish. Oops!). My companions were a good deal more adventurous: R had the salami chicken parma, N a Mexican chicken one, and Bit O’ Meat bravely ordered a chicken ‘Parmageddon’, named thus because I believe it’s supposed to defeat you with its heat. I think it safe to say he survived!

the "Parmageddon" parmagiana

I rather like that the parma is (coincidentally!) shaped like Australia, giggle.

The parmas are very generous in size, and were cooked very well, but we all agreed that the price tag seemed a tad steep for what is essentially a Melbourne pub staple. I probably wouldn’t go back specifically for a parma, but definitely for drinks if I wanted to impress upon someone that there is such a thing as good beer (and that, even better, a fair bit of it is made in this state). Again, cannot fault the service. If you’d like to look at the beer menu and the other parmas not shown, I direct you to my Flickr stream.

It demonstrated perfectly that I am indeed a creature who likes to eat, drink, and stagger, if nothing else! So yes, beer nerds, it is worthy of your patronage (and I think I’m allowed to say that, being a beer nerd in training).

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tune in, tune out

For a Melbourne bar restaurant to be considered remotely good, there are about three essential criteria that it must meet.

One, that it should be off the beaten track; almost impossible to find. Two, that it should have flights of stairs; the better to work up an appetite. And three, that it should be quirky; to better distinguish itself from the competition. Of course, there are the three other things that all good places should aspire to: good food and drinks selection, great value and friendly service.

Welcome to the Recorded Music Salon.

Whether stopping in for a quick nosh or a long, boozy dinner, RMS is a great place to unwind. Located a stone’s throw away from the impressive columns of the parliament building on Spring Street, RMS looks over the busy public transport stop at the top end of Collins Street. Typically, you’ll miss it if you weren’t already in the know with its discreet entrance (right next to a 7-11 convenience store) and the tiny piece of board that serves as signage above the door.

Head up the narrow concrete stairs, however, and you’ll soon discover a wonderfully pleasant space with friendly staff, a great drinks list, yummy food and chilled ambiance. The bar — the heart of the venue — runs almost the length of the rectangular space with scattered seating and tables (some communal) peppered throughout. And of course, there are the windows that afford such great views of the street below. Early in the week is best for whiling away a quiet evening while closer to the weekend and the place heaves with great music and plenty of energy.

On my midweek trip before heading to another venue, I decided to stop in for something light from a menu that features plenty of Spanish and Middle Eastern-inspired choices. My trio of dips – baba ghanosh, hommus and dukkah – came out served in a small crockery bowl, accompanied by wedges of toasted wholemeal pita bread, all placed on a wooden board. It’s this kind of detail that makes the difference — earthy and welcoming. Paired with the slight crisp taste of the Gewurztraminer white available by the glass, and all was right with the world. Shame that yours truly was so engrossed by the view that time had run out to try other dishes and plonks before I had to make my way to my next stop. A repeat visit is definitely on the cards.

 

Relaxing with a glass of white and delicious nosh, watching the world below go by.

 

Tip: sit by the expansive windows on a gorgeous sunny day, order your favourite tipple and nosh, and simply watch the world below go by. You won’t regret it. Recorded Music Salon: ticks all the boxes.

Recorded Music Salon is located on Level 1, 11 Collins Street, Melbourne. Ph (03) 9650 3821. http://www.recordedmusicsalon.com.au

 

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15 inches of meaty sex

Okay, okay, I might have come up with the post title for titillation. To be honest, the pizza wasn’t all that meaty either. I am deceitful in my artistic licence. But, it definitely was sexy and indeed fifteen inches.

I wrote before about my quest for a gourmet pizza from a chain that’s graced Melbourne. A few nights ago, after returning from the seaside, the quest was successful!

Crust Pizza’s menu is impressive. They have very few ‘standard’ pizzas, and the rest are out-of-the-ordinary creations. Of course I had my heart on a fancy-pants one, and fancy-pants one I got.

The one I settled on was the ‘White Prosciutto’ one, which apparently has won some sort of ‘Best Use of Cheese Award’. It’s a rectangular ‘uppercrust’ one gently coated in white bechamel, then carefully topped with thinly sliced potatoes and prosciutto that goes all crisp from being cooked. It smells delicious because it also has rosemary sprinkled atop it.

Crust Pizza's 'white prosciutto' pizza

The surprise is naturally in the eating – every now and then you bite into it and are greeted with hidden amounts of gorgonzola that are just divine – not too much, and definitely not enough to make the pizza (or you!) smelly. It’s also quite thin, so those of you who like your thick bases might need to be mindful. I personally love the thin base as I don’t have to worry about everything toppling off and making a damned mess! It’s also a good size for sharing if your appetite isn’t ravenous.

I was sceptical about potatoes on a pizza, but am now a convert. Definitely can’t wait to try more on the Crust menu. Especially the cheese pizza, the calzones, the philly steak pizza… yeah, you get the idea.

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