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greedy, greedy eyes

Anyone who’s ever been dragged along as a child to the smorgasbord eateries of ol’, such as Smorgy’s and Sizzlers, would be familiar with the gleam of greed that flashes over the eyes of patrons as they survey the masses of all-you-can-eat food heaped on so many bain-maries. It’s a glutton’s paradise. And while this buffet-style of dining is certainly great value for money, especially those on a family budget, it’s fair to say that the quality of the fare often leaves one wanting and reaching for the over-priced drinks. After all, it’s fry-and-serve, mass production.

Skip many years later and that same gleam of greed is still there. But this time, and with some luck, the look has become tempered by superior dining experiences: Asian banquets, Greek feasts, yumcha sessions and degustation menus.

It was this voracious look that remained on my face from the moment fellow EDS staffers, Tris and Gem, suggested we try MoVida’s Degustation Dinner Menu (for the purpose of research, of course) right up until the moment I was polishing off the last delicious morsel of Spanish feed.

Currently, MoVida Bar de Tapas holds prime position on Urbanspoon’s list of Best Melbourne Restaurants – you’ll find it equally listed amongst the top in many other foodie sites – and with good reason. The food is simply amazing. Imagine all those childhood memories of sweet homely cooking, sprinkled with the virginal excitement of trying something completely new, wrapped in a delectable cocoon that comes from an orgasmic dining experience. Serve on a plate.

The strength of MoVida lies in its tapas – small dishes that are served and best eaten shared – and this is where their degus is perfect. A 10-course menu, the tapas are chosen by the chef and varies each evening. Aside from dietary habits and food allergy concerns, the choices of dishes are entirely within the whim of the people who make them. It’s a gamble, but one that has delicious pay-off, just like what happened on the night we went.

Our first round of courses consisted of anchovy served on crouton with tomato sorbet, fine slices of jamon (Spanish ham) and leek and mahon fried croquettes. The anchovies were an absolute standout; the sorbet was a complete but wonderful surprise. Everyone commented on the delicate balance between the earthy saltiness of the fish and the sweet, almost popping texture of the sorbet. I couldn’t shove it down quick enough, but apparently such things should be savoured slowly. Pfft.

 

Anchoa
Anchoa – hand filleted Cantabrian artisan anchovy on crouton with smoked tomato sorbet

 

Jamon
Jamon – Iberico imported organic Spanish Jabugo jamon. Fully acorn fed, 3 years naturally cured.

 

Second lot of servings included roasted scallop with jamon and potato foam, slices of mackerel served with gazpacho sorbet and smoked piquillo pepper. Again, the dishes pleased but my personal favourite was the scallop; such bursts of flavour from the foam. The peppers were handy for picking between the dishes.

 

Viera
Viera – roasted Spring Bay scallop with jamon and potato foam

 

For the third and final courses of dishes, we were served something a little more substantial: seared pieces of rabbit leg on pureed spinach, braised beef cheeks with cauliflower mash and a side of sautéed chickpeas. The trio worked well together with tastes complementing each dish, though I found the tartness of the cauliflower mash overwhelmed the moreish flavour of the beef.

 

Conejo
Conejo – Andalucian sweet sour farmed rabbit legs with almonds on a bed of pureed spinach served with roasted French mushrooms

 

Carillera
Carillera y Garbanzos – slowly braised beef cheek in Pedro Ximenez on cauliflower puree, served with a side of sauteed spinach with chickpeas & spices

 

But the best dish of all was most definitely the Cecina: air-cured thinly slices of wagyu beef, served with white truffle foam and a poached egg. Upon arriving at the table, it was met with collective oohs followed by ahhs as the wait staff demonstrated how the dish was to be served: break the egg yolk, swirl the foam and mix the beef for a mouth-watering display of white-red-yellow colours. Eaten with generous helpings of pan (bread) and you can see why this dish was awarded 2007 ‘Dish of the Year’ by The Age Food Guide.

 

Cecina
Cecina – air cured wagyu beef thinly sliced with a truffle foam and poached egg; MoVida’s signature award-winning dish

 

Look, some people might consider gleams of greed – and plate licking – to be undesirable traits and usually they’d be right, but with places like MoVida, these aren’t only acceptable but most truly deserved.

MoVida Bar de Tapas is located on 1 Hosier Lane, Melbourne. There’s also MoVida Next Door (1 Hosier Lane) and the recently opened Movida Aqui and Terraza (Level 1, 500 Bourke Street). Ph (03) 9663 3038. Bookings essential.

For more photos, visit my Flick page.

 

MoVida Bar de Tapas on Urbanspoon

fawlty towers, chinese edition

Lovers of good Chinese cuisine would know that a trip to any respectable venue specialising on the Eastern fare is as much about the abrupt service as it is about the delicious food. In fact, anyone who’s ever dined in two of Melbourne Chinatown’s much-lauded establishments, Camy Shanghai Dumpling in Tattersalls Lane and Supper Inn in Celestial Avenue, would be familiar with their trademark infamous customer treatment. And yet, both do roaring trade each night. And why? Because the food is worth the less-than-polite service.

It’s an absolute saving grace then that the same can be said with one of Chinatown’s latest addition that’s creating quite the buzz amongst those in the know. In fact, HuTong Dumpling Bar is good–nay, amazing! And just as well. Since the service at this three-level eatery is simply worse than an episode of Fawlty Towers. In fact, it’s absolutely shambolic.

Rudeness from wait staff can be overlooked if the service was at least fast and efficient (Hello Camy!) but sadly, at HuTong, this isn’t the case. Slow, plodding as well as being terribly clumsy, a recent visit had us waiting for our food for well over an hour. And when the much-anticipated dishes finally arrived, all were then promptly dropped to the floor by the clearly frazzled waiter before he even got anywhere near the table. It was comically tragic!

But all this was soon forgotten at the very first taste of HuTong’s version of xiao long bao (XLB), their most famous and divine creation. Soft, delicious morsel filled with meat and soup, they were simply orgasmic! Eaten with some art, lest the diner ends up with a shirt full of dumpling-encased soup, HuTong’s XLBs are best nipped at the tip to sup the excess liquid before popping the whole parcel for a melt-in-the-mouth goodness. Be warned, these dumplings come out steaming!

 

grilled eggplant with chili

 

sultan dumplings with beef brisket.

 

Other dishes had that night, and which all come highly recommended, are the grilled eggplant with chili (top) and the sultan dumplings with beef brisket (bottom). It’s food like these that you would come back time and again for, Fawlty Towers-inspired service or not.

Now, anyone know the Chinese name for Manuel?

HuTong Dumpling Bar is located on 14-16 Market Lane, Melbourne Chinatown. Ph (03) 9650 8128. Bookings recommended.

 

Hu Tong Dumpling Bar on Urbanspoon

parma smash

I have a good friend, and recently, we’ve taken to meeting up every so often for a good old parma. My mate R also likes to bring his housemate N, and I like to drag along my Bit O’ Meat (my cheeky nickname for the partner). It’s been a fun habit – funny shit-talking, teasing, good pub food and hearty quantities of beer imbibed. What life is all about, really!

Time came for all of us to do it again, and I suggested we go to Mrs Parma’s, in the city centre. It’s in the very top end of Little Bourke St, which is ridiculously quiet, to my surprise. The staff are very friendly and there is quite the impressive array of exclusively Victorian microbrews available for drinking, both on tap and by the bottle. That night I had the Jamieson’s raspberry ale, the Holgate Temptress chocolate porter and a pint of a pale ale on tap I’d not had before. The wine list too is exclusively Victorian.

It was considered contentious by choice but I ordered an eggplant parma. I’ve actually had one before and was sold: no mean feat given that I actually quite dislike eggplant, quite odd for a vegie-lover. My eggplant parma came with the standard topping of ham, tomato and cheese, at my request (I feel like I cheated because there’s still meat on what is essentially a vegetarian dish. Oops!). My companions were a good deal more adventurous: R had the salami chicken parma, N a Mexican chicken one, and Bit O’ Meat bravely ordered a chicken ‘Parmageddon’, named thus because I believe it’s supposed to defeat you with its heat. I think it safe to say he survived!

the "Parmageddon" parmagiana

I rather like that the parma is (coincidentally!) shaped like Australia, giggle.

The parmas are very generous in size, and were cooked very well, but we all agreed that the price tag seemed a tad steep for what is essentially a Melbourne pub staple. I probably wouldn’t go back specifically for a parma, but definitely for drinks if I wanted to impress upon someone that there is such a thing as good beer (and that, even better, a fair bit of it is made in this state). Again, cannot fault the service. If you’d like to look at the beer menu and the other parmas not shown, I direct you to my Flickr stream.

It demonstrated perfectly that I am indeed a creature who likes to eat, drink, and stagger, if nothing else! So yes, beer nerds, it is worthy of your patronage (and I think I’m allowed to say that, being a beer nerd in training).

Mrs Parmas on Urbanspoon